because how dare they ask for directions

[nowifi4u]

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe

Comments

[nowifi4u]

You can be both.

I should think he gets more useful data from the security cameras.

[oncamera]

It is perhaps easier to guard against security cameras. Your phone is a veritable stalker.

[nowifi4u]

It sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.

[oncamera]

Perhaps an automated secret santa would be a nice add-on.

[nowifi4u]

It's an electric still not a Marauder's Map.

But I could pretty easily put everyone's names into a scrambler.

[oncamera]

You're about to have software you designed on everyone's phone, Zaizen-kun. I think you need to think a little outside the box.

[nowifi4u]

I won't have the opportunity if you write that fact down where everyone can see it. Rude.

(ooc: strikes screened)

Screened to Zaizen

[oncamera]

It is no fun if people are not slightly suspicious.

Screened to Fuji

[nowifi4u]

I won't forget this.

Screened to Fuji

[oncamera]

I'd be disappointed if you did. I'd hate to have to remind you.

A Christmas game?

Screened to Fuji

[nowifi4u]

Tis the season.

Screened

[oncamera]

Rules?

Screened

[nowifi4u]

No real blood this time.

Nothing that would get either one of us discharged.

Stay away from my phone and I'll stay away from your camera.

Screened

[oncamera]

Who would have guessed medical bay would be become so upset.

Two week limit. And you don't touch my cacti. Not even the illegal stowaways.

Screened

[nowifi4u]

It's not like the blood even belonged to them.

No touching. Agreeable.