nowifi4u: (zenzai)
nowifi4u ([personal profile] nowifi4u) wrote2016-12-19 07:57 pm
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PSA: The next person who asks if I'm ready for Santa (wink wink nudge nudge) is getting their wifi revoked indefinitely.

Will you be needing bail money? Check. Not mate, not yet.

The cuffs have been found. The evidence has been planted. It will take them exactly six hours and thirty-seven minutes to access the encoded security footage to prove Fuji's innocence.

Time enough to execute plan wasabi rain.
oncamera: (no bitch)

[personal profile] oncamera 2016-12-21 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
They took my camera. If it is damaged while I am ... inconvenienced... I'm cancelling the clause about no blood.