the bathroom is my home now

[nowifi4u]

There is nothing left to vomit

Never eating again

No wifi for anyone

Captain Tezuka, consider this my sick note.

Touche. But I still hate you.

Comments

[zonephantom]

You will reestablish wifi before 10am.

[nowifi4u]

Or when I'm physically capable of leaving the bathroom.

[zonephantom]

Surely you have the capabilities to delegate the task to someone else in the communications department.

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[oncamera]

I appreciate your hate~

Tell me you didn't take a mouthful?

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[nowifi4u]

It doesn't mean that you've won.

I didn't.

[nowifi4u]

If the communication department can't infer that from my note, they've failed.

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[oncamera]

If you had to text that from the bathroom, then this round goes to me.

I am glad. I'd hate for the psychological damage to be permanent.

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[nowifi4u]

And how long were you detained by security?

No you wouldn't.

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[oncamera]

Is any length of time equivalent to your last 24 hours?

Saa, you are unfair, Zaizen. I would truly be sorry to see you reduced to a gibbering wreck past a week.

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[nowifi4u]

You certainly talked about it enough. Either way, on both of our parts, so much for the two week rule.

I haven't been reduced to a gibbering wreck even now.

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[oncamera]

Do you know how much there is to do in jail?

Wars were never known to stay on schedule. Truce?

And that pleases me. It would be no fun if you couldn't tell me how you felt.

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[nowifi4u]

That depends on how many companions you had.

OK Russia. A draw until next time.

I feel like Tezuka-buchou's sick policy is unreasonable.

[zonephantom]

In the event you need to replace your subordinates, the EAA just sent me a list of potential candidates for commission assignments.

[nowifi4u]

They do just fine, but if we're going to have many more massive, high quality images of you on the server, we may need to hire to keep up.

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[oncamera]

For some reason, they kept me separate most of the time. I think the bonds you used scared them.

If it's a true draw, then surely you would be able to manage dinner to celebrate. Else, the win is mine.

As is his response to passenger outreach.

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[nowifi4u]

For some reason.

Like you didn't lose the will to eat without wasabi. I'll eat a dinner of my own choosing.

I'd say maybe we should lash him to the bed next time, but my network would never recover from those images.

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[oncamera]

You can choose the dining location.

And the Ice Bar would close for 2017. Perhaps that would break our rule about the effect on other people. If we had such a rule.

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[nowifi4u]

My room.

If we did, we both broke it with the back and forth hieroglyphics in the conference rooms.

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[oncamera]

Nnn... somewhere more neutral. Unless you have to admit defeat?

I'd filed those under 'educational puzzles'.

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[nowifi4u]

Are you afraid that I'll cuff you to the bed and write obscenities on your naked body?

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[oncamera]

More worried about the disappointment should you not.

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[nowifi4u]

I might still have some wasabi left.

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[oncamera]

Now you mention this. Are you able to tolerate the smell?

Perhaps that scene could be a standard Karura pose. Like a 'Valentine Kiss' equivalent.

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[nowifi4u]

Not for much longer. If we don't stay in my room, it'll end up down the sink.

We could sell a calendar with different staff combinations.

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[oncamera]

Then it seems I must relinquish my claim on victory for the sake of decent food.

A paper version would be easier on the servers than online. It could finance the Karura for years.