because how dare they ask for directions

[nowifi4u]

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe

Comments

[shishido_ryou]

That's handy. We'll make sure to let new visitors know about it when they go through entry clearance.


It shows what areas are restricted right?

[nowifi4u]

I'll leave some cards with download instructions, if that would help.

Color coded to access level.

[worldofice]

Unnecessarily invasive. The images should be taken when the rooms are empty.

[oncamera]

Will you let us know when Shishido-san offer a bribe for the app to send him data on your phone usage?

[nowifi4u]

Because an image of a dark, empty room is unhelpful. And you know how I like to be helpful.

[nowifi4u]

Depends on the size and content of the bribe.

[oncamera]

Large enough bribe and the app updates silently and reveals pictures of my hidden cactus collection begins sharing our data? I can't decide whether to be outraged or impressed.

[worldofice]

Lighting is entirely possible without occupation.

[nowifi4u]

Not my fault you make weird faces when you work out.

[nowifi4u]

You can be both.

I should think he gets more useful data from the security cameras.

[worldofice]

My face is perfectly fine. But I am not part of the directions onboard this ship. You should remove all individuals, especially those of myself or of the patrons of the Ice Bar.

[nowifi4u]

The ice bar is public space. I'm within my rights to use those pictures to help things on the Karura run more smoothly.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Roughly how long before we are treated to inadvertant shower pictures?

[worldofice]

They interfere with the privacy of my clients. Are you saying you are insufficiently skilled to avoid this, ahn?

[nowifi4u]

The pictures aren't being used for promotional purposes, so it really isn't a legal obligation to spend time removing them from the pictures.

For a favor, I'd be willing to blur their faces.

[nowifi4u]

Are you asking out of concern, or because you're thirsty for shower pics?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Mostly concern. A mild degree of interest.

[worldofice]

They compromise the privacy I offer my patrons I also suspect they compromise the other use my bar is put to, but I refuse to engage in the conversation that would find out.

Do it.

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[ooc: strikes deleted]

[nowifi4u]

Done -- you owe me a box of mochi from the gift shop.

[nowifi4u]

Good news for your concern, my interest in photographing the shower areas extends to blackmail only. And I'm more creative than that.

[zonephantom]

I'm sure the passengers aboard the ship appreciate the maps, but I doubt the images captured are necessary. Perhaps updated images once a month would be sufficient in expelling any unease.

[nowifi4u]

Ugh, unnecessary work.

Fine. I'll schedule a monthly image capture. Anyone around at that time has only themselves to blame.

[zonephantom]

I will include a reminder with my reports around the time you'll be recapturing images. I would like to avoid an unnecessary amount of complaints.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[nowifi4u]

I'll send you a renewing calendar appointment for the date and time.

[zonephantom]

Thank you.