because how dare they ask for directions

[nowifi4u]

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe

Comments

[worldofice]

They interfere with the privacy of my clients. Are you saying you are insufficiently skilled to avoid this, ahn?

[nowifi4u]

The pictures aren't being used for promotional purposes, so it really isn't a legal obligation to spend time removing them from the pictures.

For a favor, I'd be willing to blur their faces.

[worldofice]

They compromise the privacy I offer my patrons I also suspect they compromise the other use my bar is put to, but I refuse to engage in the conversation that would find out.

Do it.

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[nowifi4u]

Done -- you owe me a box of mochi from the gift shop.

[worldofice]

This should have been standard in any basic release of the application.

[nowifi4u]

I didn't realize that people would be so ashamed of their public activities.

[worldofice]

Then it amazes me you have been onboard this ship more than an hour.

Additionally, there is a difference between shame and wishing to be an electronic billboard.

[nowifi4u]

Or maybe this will have people reconsidering their public actions.

A freeze frame of a room that helps newcomers find the bathroom = electronic billboard.