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nowifi4u ([personal profile] nowifi4u) wrote2016-11-24 09:48 am
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because how dare they ask for directions

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe
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[personal profile] worldofice 2016-11-27 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
My face is perfectly fine. But I am not part of the directions onboard this ship. You should remove all individuals, especially those of myself or of the patrons of the Ice Bar.
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[personal profile] worldofice 2016-11-28 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
They interfere with the privacy of my clients. Are you saying you are insufficiently skilled to avoid this, ahn?
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[personal profile] worldofice 2016-11-28 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
They compromise the privacy I offer my patrons I also suspect they compromise the other use my bar is put to, but I refuse to engage in the conversation that would find out.

Do it.

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[personal profile] worldofice 2016-11-29 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
This should have been standard in any basic release of the application.
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[personal profile] worldofice 2016-11-29 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Then it amazes me you have been onboard this ship more than an hour.

Additionally, there is a difference between shame and wishing to be an electronic billboard.