because how dare they ask for directions

[nowifi4u]

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe

Comments

[nowifi4u]

As I said to Oshitari, it's not original enough to be interesting.

Inviting people into my shower and locking them in there might be more entertaining.

[shishido_ryou]

Don't want to know.

If I know, I have to do something.

Moral obligation and duty to the job and all that.

[nowifi4u]

You can come and use my shower.

[shishido_ryou]

Not falling for that trap.

Besides, you probably don't have the shampoo and conditioner I like.

[nowifi4u]

I see, your moral obligation only extends so far.

I have the ones that I like, so you can bring your own.

[shishido_ryou]

Well you don't have anyone locked in there right now, do you?


I have my own working shower...

[nowifi4u]

You're an optimist, I never knew.

[shishido_ryou]

...

It could also be denial.

[nowifi4u]