the bathroom is my home now

[nowifi4u]

There is nothing left to vomit

Never eating again

No wifi for anyone

Captain Tezuka, consider this my sick note.

Touche. But I still hate you.

Comments

[zonephantom]

You will reestablish wifi before 10am.

[nowifi4u]

Or when I'm physically capable of leaving the bathroom.

[zonephantom]

Surely you have the capabilities to delegate the task to someone else in the communications department.

[nowifi4u]

If the communication department can't infer that from my note, they've failed.

[zonephantom]

In the event you need to replace your subordinates, the EAA just sent me a list of potential candidates for commission assignments.

[nowifi4u]

They do just fine, but if we're going to have many more massive, high quality images of you on the server, we may need to hire to keep up.

[zonephantom]

Aa.

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Perhaps restricting our outreach officer's access to Photoshop would be a good start.

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[nowifi4u]

Fuji will be delighted that you're conspiring against him. I'll tell him as a birthday present.

Something could...happen to his license.

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[zonephantom]

If he has multiple, take them all out.

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[oncamera]

I appreciate your hate~

Tell me you didn't take a mouthful?

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[nowifi4u]

It doesn't mean that you've won.

I didn't.

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[oncamera]

If you had to text that from the bathroom, then this round goes to me.

I am glad. I'd hate for the psychological damage to be permanent.

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[nowifi4u]

And how long were you detained by security?

No you wouldn't.

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[oncamera]

Is any length of time equivalent to your last 24 hours?

Saa, you are unfair, Zaizen. I would truly be sorry to see you reduced to a gibbering wreck past a week.

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[nowifi4u]

You certainly talked about it enough. Either way, on both of our parts, so much for the two week rule.

I haven't been reduced to a gibbering wreck even now.

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[oncamera]

Do you know how much there is to do in jail?

Wars were never known to stay on schedule. Truce?

And that pleases me. It would be no fun if you couldn't tell me how you felt.

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[nowifi4u]

That depends on how many companions you had.

OK Russia. A draw until next time.

I feel like Tezuka-buchou's sick policy is unreasonable.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I feel as though med bay should be concerned about this state of affairs.

[nowifi4u]

If you or your medical staff take a step toward my door, you'll regret it.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Heavens, no. Why would I even dream of you requiring medical attention?

[nowifi4u]

Maybe if you ate something expired before going to sleep.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I'm somewhat picky about what I put in my mouth, thank you.

[nowifi4u]

Same. And yet...

[willitblend]

You need a cleanse?

[nowifi4u]

I'll just put my trust in canned food alone.