the bathroom is my home now

[nowifi4u]

There is nothing left to vomit

Never eating again

No wifi for anyone

Captain Tezuka, consider this my sick note.

Touche. But I still hate you.

Comments

[zonephantom]

You will reestablish wifi before 10am.

[nowifi4u]

Or when I'm physically capable of leaving the bathroom.

[zonephantom]

Surely you have the capabilities to delegate the task to someone else in the communications department.

[nowifi4u]

If the communication department can't infer that from my note, they've failed.

[zonephantom]

In the event you need to replace your subordinates, the EAA just sent me a list of potential candidates for commission assignments.

[nowifi4u]

They do just fine, but if we're going to have many more massive, high quality images of you on the server, we may need to hire to keep up.

[zonephantom]

Aa.

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Perhaps restricting our outreach officer's access to Photoshop would be a good start.

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[nowifi4u]

Fuji will be delighted that you're conspiring against him. I'll tell him as a birthday present.

Something could...happen to his license.

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[zonephantom]

If he has multiple, take them all out.

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[nowifi4u]

Aye aye, captain.

ooc

[oncamera]

You traitorous bastards~