Things I Will Never Understand

[nowifi4u]

1. Why lover wannabes drag on about going down on you for hours. I have shit to do. +25 experience points to complete the level in ten minutes.

2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.

3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.

4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.

5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.

6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)

7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.

8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.

9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.

10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.

Comments

[worldofice]

'Bland, gilded bar' is an oxymoron.

And quite so. Which would be ruined by your presence.

[nowifi4u]

Not necessarily. Your bar proves a spectacular exception.

Real music would be good for them.

[nowifi4u]

When you steal my soul and string me up before the ship, I want to be at least 8 feet tall.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Precisely.

Latex was suggested. I had to decline.

[nowifi4u]

Thank you for caring about our feelings.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Your health in every way is my top priority.

[nowifi4u]

That comment and smile face icon bleeds sincerity. I'm metaphorically touched.

[iamnotorious]

Send them to The Ice Bar ATTN: Atobe Keigo.

[nowifi4u]

My bubble wouldn't be caught dead there.

[iamnotorious]

Emails work wonders. I never said you had to physically give him your complaints.

[nowifi4u]

E-mail is easy to ignore. I'll just change the Ice Bar's wifi network. Again.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Did you expect anything less from a man who willingly wore that shirt in public for an entire evening?

[nowifi4u]

From such a person, I expect some kind of free candy. Do doctors still do lollipop?

[oshitari_yuushi]

For you, Zaizen-kun, I'd make a special exception.

[nowifi4u]

Do you deliver? Or will I have to pretend some kind of malady?

[oshitari_yuushi]

I am not averse to making house calls if need be. What malady would you pretend to have?

[nowifi4u]

That would be good. I'm glued to the computer. Does that count as an illness?

Something that can be ameliorated by candy, like a sore throat. Or would you prefer something more dramatic; I can do a good hypoglycemic vampire.

[oshitari_yuushi]

It suggests that you need to step away, in which case coming to med-bay would be the solution.

If you were to go the vampire way, I would feel compelled to give you more to suck on than just candy.


[ooc: he has wanted to say the latter since Z brought up lollipops, I couldn't stop him]

[m_hajime]

I do know what shop that is from. Usually they have better offerings than that.

[nowifi4u]

Only because it's your birthday.

If I were pretending to be a vampire, I would feel compelled to bite anything thick with blood.

(ooc: I think Z is more surprised that he lasted this long)

[nowifi4u]

What do you consider better?

[oshitari_yuushi]

I'm honoured.

We'd have to make sure you were.. sated first then, mm?

Re: 4

[space_egg]

I'll strive to be more friendly when I see you!

[ooc: lol no worries, everyone gives Oishi shit :D]

[nowifi4u]

I'm leaving my room. You should be.

I don't know, I might bite you anyway. You have that kind of face.

Re: 4

[nowifi4u]

I don't do hugs.