Things I Will Never Understand

[nowifi4u]

1. Why lover wannabes drag on about going down on you for hours. I have shit to do. +25 experience points to complete the level in ten minutes.

2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.

3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.

4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.

5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.

6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)

7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.

8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.

9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.

10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.

Comments

[iamnotorious]

#5: I don't think it's Axe. Your dear captain used unscented everything. They're attracted to his natural musk.

[nowifi4u]

I'd rather think that it's the cologne, not eau de Tezuka Zone.

[iamnotorious]

I'm only marginally sorry to burst your bubble.

[nowifi4u]

My bubble and I demand reparations.

Re:4

[space_egg]

I'm very friendly!

Re: 4

[oncamera]

Precisely, he said you weren't a good friend, not unfriendly. Does that help?

Re: 4

[space_egg]

Hardly...

Re: 4

[nowifi4u]

Sure you are.

Re: 4

[space_egg]

That seems... disingenuous...

[oncamera]

Would you like to come and see for yourself? You can have a preview of my new cutout for Oshitari-san's birthday.

[nowifi4u]

Sure. Just know that if you kill and string me up to a piece of cardboard, the internet will never work for you again.

[oncamera]

Silly Zaizen-kun. I use people's souls to create the replicas. Not their actual bodies.

[worldofice]

The fact you hear the music in the elevator and not my bar is why the ambiance is worth the drink price.

[nowifi4u]

Let me correct your delusion. Your patrons pay the price at your bland, gilded bar only to satisfy their own pretense.

[worldofice]

'Bland, gilded bar' is an oxymoron.

And quite so. Which would be ruined by your presence.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Oh hush, it's obviously the pinnacle of high fashion.

[oncamera]

There's the quote I've been waiting for all week.

[nowifi4u]

In that it's all downhill from there, maybe.

Will there be equally exciting pants on your birthday?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Precisely.

Latex was suggested. I had to decline.

[shishido_ryou]

And that's why those idiots are watching backstage doors and not security on a prime EAA vessel.


Want me to come to you for the drive or do you deliver?


And I really don't want to think about what people do with the cutouts...

[nowifi4u]

Want to come with next time? It's testing the security for their own good, really.

I'll deliver. I want to check on security's systems before we pull out of orbit anyway.

After your birthday, I may have put yours in one of the restrooms. I thought the taser was a nice touch for next to the urinal.

[shishido_ryou]

Are the bands any good?


Yeah, sure. I haven't noticed any issues but you're the expert with the tech stuff.


I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified. My cut-out is a lurking creep.

[m_hajime]

I do know what shop that is from. Usually they have better offerings than that.

[nowifi4u]

What do you consider better?

[m_hajime]

They have these beautiful silk shirts that are wonderfully comfortable to wear.