Rough Patch

[nowifi4u]

We happened on some interference on entering the Proxima Vendrizi System. It was an easy fix, but I had to reset all of our networks and names. Comment to receive your temporary password. They have been renamed accordingly:

Atobe Keigo - thirsting for a venti soy PSL

Echizen Ryoma – the little pirate that could

Inui Sadaharu – his milkshakes make boys run from the yard

Fuji Syuusuke - Big Brother is watching

Kikumaru Eiji - bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Mizuki Hajime – eggplant sweater counselor

Niou Masaharu– catwoman was bad enough

Oishi Syuuichirou– an acquaintance

Oshitari Yuushi– legal’s worst nightmare

Shishido Ryou – likes the 2D loving

Tezuka Kunimitsu – Big Daddy Pumpkin Spice

Tooyama Kintarou – definitely not security

Yukimura Seiichi – the real slim shady


(ooc: assume he sent a more professional email to the rest of the ship)

Comments

[oncamera]

Ne, are you referring to my cutouts or our captain's lack of support for my projects?

[nowifi4u]

Your handle is "oncamera" and you ask me this. Some genius.

temp password - piñatas next time

[oncamera]

I'd never really thought about it.

[nowifi4u]

Piñatas or your handle.

[oncamera]

My handle. I've often thought about piñatas.

[nowifi4u]

You haven't been given any piñata limit.

[oncamera]

Some people would consider you a very bad man, Zaizen-kun.

[nowifi4u]

Boring people.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Why do I feel as though the interference is just an excuse for you to rename the networks?

[nowifi4u]

Because you're a pessimist.

It doesn't sound like you want your password.

[oshitari_yuushi]

On the contrary, I find the names amusing, if a little... uncomfortable.

You did just say 'comment'.

[nowifi4u]

Are you uncomfortable with the truth? Or not referring to yours?

Don't bite the hand that feeds. Your temporary password is: joan rivers

[oshitari_yuushi]

Perhaps a little bit of both.

Not even a nibble? ... of course it is.

[nowifi4u]

Care to elaborate with the class?

I guess it depends on how hungry you are.

[willitblend]

It should be "his milkshakes make boys get the runs" no?

[nowifi4u]

I stand corrected. That can be your password.

[zonephantom]

I do hope the message to non-officers was less tongue-in-cheek.

Screened

Do I want to know why you renamed my wifi to something involving a fall beverage?

[nowifi4u]

Room numbers plus the first letter of their family name.

Screened

Probably not. Once signed in, you can change it to whatever you want.

[zonephantom]

Thank you.

Screened

I see.

[worldofice]

Except apparently, myself. I am not an officer. Why did I not get such a systematic wifi address?

[nowifi4u]

Because I wanted you to feel special.

[worldofice]

Delightful. Give me my password.

[nowifi4u]

The Ice Bar or your personal?

[worldofice]

Which one do you think I require?

[nowifi4u]

I changed the Ice Bar's name awhile back and was wondering how long it would take you to notice.

Ice Bar: where music comes to die
Personal: dlygd

[iamnotorious]

I've stood up in my ship. That should count.

[nowifi4u]

Good enough.

Do you want your temp now, or when you get back?

[iamnotorious]

I can wait until I get back.

[shishido_ryou]

That's a weird name...


So what's the new password?

[nowifi4u]

It's weird to be a cutout magnet.

always the taser, never the lightsaber

[shishido_ryou]

... I'm working on that.

And don't be cruel. You know I'm still bummed that we can travel into deep space we still haven't figured out how to channel the force and make real light sabers. One day we'll meet a race who can teach us.

[nowifi4u]

The rest of us are entertained.

But I like reminding you about the futility of dreams. Do you think that race would actually teach us?

[shishido_ryou]

...


Cruelty upon cruelty. And why wouldn't they teach us? And if they don't want to, well we 'acquire' the knowledge another way.


And you still haven't told me my password.

[nowifi4u]

Become the dark side?

"always the taser, never the lightsaber"

[shishido_ryou]

I'm equal opportunity.


That was the password?! That's the weirdest password ever.

[nowifi4u]

Red lightsabers look pretty cool too.

It's hard to guess.

[m_hajime]

How rude!

[nowifi4u]

No one forced you to put it on, as far as I'm aware.

Your password is nfufufufufufufu