Things I Will Never Understand
Oct. 13th, 2016 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nowifi4u1. Why lover wannabes drag on about going down on you for hours. I have shit to do. +25 experience points to complete the level in ten minutes.
2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.
3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.
4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.
5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.
6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)
7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.
8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.
9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.
10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.
2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.
3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.
4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.
5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.
6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)
7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.
8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.
9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.
10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.
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Date: 2016-10-14 09:45 am (UTC)Want me to come to you for the drive or do you deliver?
And I really don't want to think about what people do with the cutouts...
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Date: 2016-10-14 11:57 am (UTC)I'll deliver. I want to check on security's systems before we pull out of orbit anyway.
After your birthday, I may have put yours in one of the restrooms. I thought the taser was a nice touch for next to the urinal.
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Date: 2016-10-17 12:51 pm (UTC)Yeah, sure. I haven't noticed any issues but you're the expert with the tech stuff.
I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified. My cut-out is a lurking creep.
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Date: 2016-10-17 01:13 pm (UTC)Isn't it your job to be a lurking creep? Be proud of your cutout.
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Date: 2016-10-17 01:16 pm (UTC)Hey! I'm not a lurking creep. I stop lurking creeps.