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[nowifi4u]

If you spot anyone running around Esman with a black parasol, please clothesline and/or bludgeon them for me.

Comments

[oshitari_yuushi]

Feeling inclined towards second hand violence, I see.

[nowifi4u]

Doing it myself would involve leaving the ship. And more effort than I am willing to exert.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Planets do have their charms, you should venture out sometime. That said, I never thought you were a parasol type.

[nowifi4u]

Unless there's a concert or interesting tech, I see no appeal.

Vampires love parasols.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Surely there must be something else that would catch your attention?

I do suppose they are very goth chic.

[nowifi4u]

Acquaintances doing something humiliating beyond the reach of my phone, maybe.

I burn easily.

[oshitari_yuushi]

You are a man of simple needs, I see.

I recommend sunblock.

[nowifi4u]

Not a bad thing.

Sticky. Smells unpleasant.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Certainly not.

You're obviously not using the right kinds.

[nowifi4u]

A parasol is the right kind.

[willitblend]

I think a pseudocactus made off with it.

[nowifi4u]

I haven't left the ship.

Aren't you supposed to be skipping around somewhere on film?

[willitblend]

Maybe it got mistakenly taken planetside together with other supplies.

Lunch break. There's a cactus in my onigiri.

[nowifi4u]

From my office.

Maybe it was hungry.

[willitblend]

You sure you didn't accidentally pack it with the satellite equipment?

Maybe. They get into everything.

[nowifi4u]

I wasn't concerned about your skin, even by accident.

Fuji will probably abandon ship and become one with the cacti.

[willitblend]

Maybe you were sleepwalking.

I can't say I can recommend that. It would be very painful.