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If you spot anyone running around Esman with a black parasol, please clothesline and/or bludgeon them for me.

Feeling inclined towards second hand violence, I see.

Edited 2016-10-27 14:28 (UTC)

Doing it myself would involve leaving the ship. And more effort than I am willing to exert.

Planets do have their charms, you should venture out sometime. That said, I never thought you were a parasol type.

Unless there's a concert or interesting tech, I see no appeal.

Vampires love parasols.

Surely there must be something else that would catch your attention?

I do suppose they are very goth chic.

Acquaintances doing something humiliating beyond the reach of my phone, maybe.

I burn easily.

You are a man of simple needs, I see.

I recommend sunblock.

Not a bad thing.

Sticky. Smells unpleasant.

Certainly not.

You're obviously not using the right kinds.

A parasol is the right kind.

I think a pseudocactus made off with it.

I haven't left the ship.

Aren't you supposed to be skipping around somewhere on film?

Maybe it got mistakenly taken planetside together with other supplies.

Lunch break. There's a cactus in my onigiri.

From my office.

Maybe it was hungry.

You sure you didn't accidentally pack it with the satellite equipment?

Maybe. They get into everything.

I wasn't concerned about your skin, even by accident.

Fuji will probably abandon ship and become one with the cacti.

Maybe you were sleepwalking.

I can't say I can recommend that. It would be very painful.