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[nowifi4u]

If you spot anyone running around Esman with a black parasol, please clothesline and/or bludgeon them for me.

Comments

[oshitari_yuushi]

Planets do have their charms, you should venture out sometime. That said, I never thought you were a parasol type.

[nowifi4u]

Unless there's a concert or interesting tech, I see no appeal.

Vampires love parasols.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Surely there must be something else that would catch your attention?

I do suppose they are very goth chic.

[nowifi4u]

Acquaintances doing something humiliating beyond the reach of my phone, maybe.

I burn easily.

[oshitari_yuushi]

You are a man of simple needs, I see.

I recommend sunblock.

[nowifi4u]

Not a bad thing.

Sticky. Smells unpleasant.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Certainly not.

You're obviously not using the right kinds.

[nowifi4u]

A parasol is the right kind.