because how dare they ask for directions

[nowifi4u]

None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.

Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.

You're welcome, basically.

(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe

Comments

[shishido_ryou]

That's handy. We'll make sure to let new visitors know about it when they go through entry clearance.


It shows what areas are restricted right?

[nowifi4u]

I'll leave some cards with download instructions, if that would help.

Color coded to access level.

[shishido_ryou]

That'd be great.

Hopefully the idiots understand that that means do not go and not 'please attempt to break in here'.

[nowifi4u]

I don't think it's any more or less tempting than seeing the signs that say no access beyond this point. There are no photo stills of restricted areas.

[worldofice]

Unnecessarily invasive. The images should be taken when the rooms are empty.

[nowifi4u]

Because an image of a dark, empty room is unhelpful. And you know how I like to be helpful.

[worldofice]

Lighting is entirely possible without occupation.

[nowifi4u]

Not my fault you make weird faces when you work out.

[worldofice]

My face is perfectly fine. But I am not part of the directions onboard this ship. You should remove all individuals, especially those of myself or of the patrons of the Ice Bar.

[oncamera]

Will you let us know when Shishido-san offer a bribe for the app to send him data on your phone usage?

[nowifi4u]

Depends on the size and content of the bribe.

[oncamera]

Large enough bribe and the app updates silently and reveals pictures of my hidden cactus collection begins sharing our data? I can't decide whether to be outraged or impressed.

[nowifi4u]

You can be both.

I should think he gets more useful data from the security cameras.

[oncamera]

It is perhaps easier to guard against security cameras. Your phone is a veritable stalker.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Roughly how long before we are treated to inadvertant shower pictures?

[nowifi4u]

Are you asking out of concern, or because you're thirsty for shower pics?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Mostly concern. A mild degree of interest.

[nowifi4u]

Good news for your concern, my interest in photographing the shower areas extends to blackmail only. And I'm more creative than that.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Yes, it did seem rather simplistic for your style.

[shishido_ryou]

I think your interest in photographing the shower area should extend to your own shower only.

Don't be a lame blackmail pervert.

[zonephantom]

I'm sure the passengers aboard the ship appreciate the maps, but I doubt the images captured are necessary. Perhaps updated images once a month would be sufficient in expelling any unease.

[nowifi4u]

Ugh, unnecessary work.

Fine. I'll schedule a monthly image capture. Anyone around at that time has only themselves to blame.

[zonephantom]

I will include a reminder with my reports around the time you'll be recapturing images. I would like to avoid an unnecessary amount of complaints.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[nowifi4u]

I'll send you a renewing calendar appointment for the date and time.

[zonephantom]

Thank you.