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I lost 7kg and I hate you all
In return for not taking any of your candy, answer the following questions and pass along like good boys and girls.
( example of assignment )
( example of assignment )
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(no subject)
Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite dominatrix bounty hunter.
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I hope you get paid a lot of money to put some weirdo in handcuffs today.
(ooc: Strikes just struck. If you want, the flower crown can be a filter. Art by Emma_Grave on deviantart)
And for his birthday, Yukimura got some interesting information about potential targets :) Pretend this was posted on time? I am slowly personing again :D)
I hope you get paid a lot of money to put some weirdo in handcuffs today.
(ooc: Strikes just struck. If you want, the flower crown can be a filter. Art by Emma_Grave on deviantart)
And for his birthday, Yukimura got some interesting information about potential targets :) Pretend this was posted on time? I am slowly personing again :D)
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How old are you now?
Happy not birthday, Fuji.
Here's a picture of you in my favorite snapchat filter:
(ooc: Zaizen saved the birthday boy the trouble of decorating on his own birthday. But instead of cutouts, he went with window stickers. Consider this photo on every probable window)
Here's a picture of you in my favorite snapchat filter:
(ooc: Zaizen saved the birthday boy the trouble of decorating on his own birthday. But instead of cutouts, he went with window stickers. Consider this photo on every probable window)
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Now Accepting Donations
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Feed me
I suppose that you can write whatever you want for white day here.
Violets are blue
Feed me
I suppose that you can write whatever you want for white day here.
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the bathroom is my home now
There is nothing left to vomit
Never eating again
No wifi for anyone
Captain Tezuka, consider this my sick note.
( Screened to Fuji )
Never eating again
No wifi for anyone
Captain Tezuka, consider this my sick note.
( Screened to Fuji )
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(no subject)
PSA: The next person who asks if I'm ready for Santa (wink wink nudge nudge) is getting their wifi revoked indefinitely.
( Screened to Fuji )
( Private )
( Screened to Fuji )
( Private )
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because how dare they ask for directions
None of you asked for it and frankly none of you deserve it, but I present to you Karura maps, an app to help newcomers adjust to their lives on board without bothering the rest of us.
Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.
You're welcome, basically.
(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe
Not only will the app direct you to specific important locations, such as the cafeteria or engine rooms, but once connected to wifi, it will show you the nearest bathroom/vending machine, etc.
You're welcome, basically.
(ooc: This works much like google maps in that it has captured some very interesting stills of people. The maps could have captured any strange image of your character that you want. For examples, this one of echizen or this one of atobe
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stolen item
If you spot anyone running around Esman with a black parasol, please clothesline and/or bludgeon them for me.
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Rough Patch
We happened on some interference on entering the Proxima Vendrizi System. It was an easy fix, but I had to reset all of our networks and names. Comment to receive your temporary password. They have been renamed accordingly:
Atobe Keigo - thirsting for a venti soy PSL
Echizen Ryoma – the little pirate that could
Inui Sadaharu – his milkshakes make boys run from the yard
Fuji Syuusuke - Big Brother is watching
Kikumaru Eiji - bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Mizuki Hajime – eggplant sweater counselor
Niou Masaharu– catwoman was bad enough
Oishi Syuuichirou– an acquaintance
Oshitari Yuushi– legal’s worst nightmare
Shishido Ryou – likes the 2D loving
Tezuka Kunimitsu – Big Daddy Pumpkin Spice
Tooyama Kintarou – definitely not security
Yukimura Seiichi – the real slim shady
(ooc: assume he sent a more professional email to the rest of the ship)
Atobe Keigo - thirsting for a venti soy PSL
Echizen Ryoma – the little pirate that could
Inui Sadaharu – his milkshakes make boys run from the yard
Fuji Syuusuke - Big Brother is watching
Kikumaru Eiji - bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Mizuki Hajime – eggplant sweater counselor
Niou Masaharu– catwoman was bad enough
Oishi Syuuichirou– an acquaintance
Oshitari Yuushi– legal’s worst nightmare
Shishido Ryou – likes the 2D loving
Tezuka Kunimitsu – Big Daddy Pumpkin Spice
Tooyama Kintarou – definitely not security
Yukimura Seiichi – the real slim shady
(ooc: assume he sent a more professional email to the rest of the ship)
Things I Will Never Understand
1. Why lover wannabes drag on about going down on you for hours. I have shit to do. +25 experience points to complete the level in ten minutes.
2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.
3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.
4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.
5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.
6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)
7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.
8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.
9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.
10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.
2. What Fuji-san does in his room with his cardboard cutouts of people. My money is on an all-Karura guess who.
3. Where Oshitari-sensei shops. I mean we went over why, but it's hard to imagine an entire store of that garbage. The new therapist might know.
4. Oishi-san, who claims to be a friend, but I kind of doubt it.
5. Tezuka-buchou's fan club. Stop it with the Axe bodyspray, Captain. You're attracting the wrong sort.
6. How no band security has ever stopped me from going backstage. Sure, my ID claims to be family, but I only have two legs. This failure is on you. +6 respect points for Shishido-san (by the way, I have a flash drive for you)
7. People who lay down in the sun on purpose.
8. Niou-san's experiments. There was already a catwoman and that movie was awful; the universe does not need catman.
9. Dried seafood. Really, at that point just eat salt. More efficient.
10. Why the biggest entertainment spot on the ship is an overpriced, uppity bar. I could hear the same music by riding up and down in the elevator all night.